Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
How's work?
Spinning.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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