just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Are we still banned from the library?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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