You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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