didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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