Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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