is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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