there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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