he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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