marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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