I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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