As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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