There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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