My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Randomize
