Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I'm really busy with my period
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