Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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