Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
