She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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