He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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