physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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