Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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