You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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