I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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