Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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