I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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