My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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