I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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