theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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