It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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