no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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