Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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