: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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