Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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