buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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