it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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