Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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