Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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