Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you win again, gameday.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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