Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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