Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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