Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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