Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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