the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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