You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Sacagawea was the original milf.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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