do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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