This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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