Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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