ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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