discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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