Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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