But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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