I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You can make out without kissing
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